Category Archives: The Onion
Nikki Haley Holds “Friendship Party” For Countries That Supported US In UN Israel Vote
Though at first glance it sounds straight out of The Onion, Nikki Haley has formally invited the 64 countries who either voted 'against' or abstained (or just didn't show up) for Thursday's UN General Assembly vote on the Jerusalem resolution to a "friendship" party. Hours after Haley tweeted “We appreciate these countries for not falling to the irresponsible ways of the UN," […]
“Ole Miss Goes Bananas”: Dear Parents, How’s This For A $40K A Year Education?
What new college campus PC outrage could top ESPN's decision to remove an Asian announcer named Robert Lee from calling a UVA game? One might reasonably think, impossible! But campus snowflakes have done it again, and this time it's a single discarded banana peel which sent a college fraternity event hosting campus "leaders" into meltdown […]
California Senator Forced To Pull Bill Banning “Fake News” After Realizing It’s Idiotic
California is known far and wide for it’s wacky regulations. In fact, just last fall we wrote about SB 1383, a very significant piece of legislation signed into law by Jerry Brown which requires a 40% reduction in methane gas emissions from cow flatulence by 2030 (no, really…you can take a look here: “Here Are […]
Violent Threats Against The President Are OK Now?
Authored by Kristin Tate via The Hill, Turn on TV or browse your newsfeeds on social media, and you will be bombarded with polemics about the sky falling and credible threats of violence against conservative figures. The FBI investigated a threat to kill Milo Yiannoupolis for the audacity to want to speak on a college […]
Drug Catapult Discovered Attached To US-Mexico Border Wall In Arizona
Not The Onion. While patrolling in Arizona last week, U.S. Border Patrol agents located a catapult near the Douglas Port of entry area that was being used to hurl marijuana from Mexico to the United States. As TheAntiMedia's Josie Wales reports, According to officials, border agents noticed a number of people retreating from the area […]
Senate Votes To Gag Elizabeth Warren After Anti-Sessions Outburst
Not The Onion. Following a scathing speech against Trump's nominee for Attorney General, Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell said Senator Elizabeth Warren had "impugned the motives and conduct of our colleague from Alabama," violating the so-called 'Rule 19'. By a vote of 49-43, Senator Warren was then barred from speaking on the floor until Senator […]
City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets
Fact or Fiction? With cartridge accumulations reaching two feet or more in some areas, experts say Chicago is on track for the highest annual ammunition-depth total on record. Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working […]